Lately life has been too serious. Too much thinking about jobs or lack there of ('Are you staying in CO after you graduate?' 'What do you want to do with your degree...or life?'). I've been serious with my research, serious in my thinking, serious about learning Spanish, serious in my work, all in all, the atmosphere is too serious right now. Fear not, I'm not going to quote the over-quoted Batman movie. I don't want to think about it anymore and I certainly don't want to be writing about it. Not to mention all the first world whining gets a bit old after a while.
I, like the Germans, like to invent words. Today I've decided to share a few of these terms with you. Obviously I didn't invent all of these little gems, but they permeate my vocabulary at appropriate times. It should go without saying at this point, but you read at your own risk. This post isn't Disney approved and un-PC is the new PC so don't say I didn't warn you. We are all a bit weird and crazy; relax and get over it.
1.
Sissues: When your dog/baby/cat/ferret/whatever has trouble sitting on your wood laminate floor and slides all around.
2.
Sissuations: Not related to sissues. A
sissuation arrives when you get up (fives called or not) and return to your spot on the couch or chair to find it occupied. The resulting
sissuation refers to the butt and hip battle that ensues shortly upon your return.
3.
Hoarder's Realm: The area of the couch or living room dedicated to all of your crap (magazines, headphones, hard drives, laptops, cell phones, lighters, lost keys, ect.).
4.
Titty Sprinkles: A word my brother uses to describe something awesome or slightly annoying depending on context. ie:
We just got tickets to the game! Titty sprinkles! (awesome).
Titty sprinkles, I left my ID in the car. (mildly annoying).
5.
Cray: I absolutely cannot take credit for inventing this one, but it's a word I find hilarious and use often. Can't figure out what it means? Consult UrbanDictionary.com or better yet, say it until you figure out what it means.
6.
Call to Prayer: Refers to the last five minutes of the fourth quarter of any Broncos game. Usually at this point you are no longer in your seat but either standing or collapsing to your knees in awe.
7.
Booby Coat: An endearing term for a bra.
8.
Poody: If you own a cat do not expect me to ever refer to it with an appropriate name at any time whatsoever (this is a rather tame name in comparison to some I've used). Cats are secretly plotting the destruction of the world or the next way to best swipe you across.
9.
The Triumvirate/The Kingdom/The Holy Trinity: The name my boyfriend has loving given to us and our dog going/doing anything together.
10.
Shit Fams/Sup Fams/The Fams: When the Triumvirate holds court with any of its blood related nations.
11.
Ninja Dust: Something only a select few individuals have been blessed with the ability of conjuring up at any time. Sometimes referred to as an Irish Goodbye.
12.
High Kicks: An action no longer allowed to be preformed in public due to proven risk of injury to one's self and others.
13.
The Trail of Tears: Refers to any extensively long walk home from a bar or venue of entertainment where taking a taxi was probably the better idea.
14.
Mini Bat Dance: A celebratory ritual preformed after enduring a long night out on the town. This delicate dance uses the prop of - you guessed it - a mini bat. Scholars today are still not quite sure of the significance of the Mini Bat Dance, but it is widely understood to be a dance of happiness.
15.
Unleash the Fury: A mantra to live by.
16.
Panty Raid: When you find your dog/child/cat/ferret/whatever hiding out in your pile of dirty laundry.
That's all for today.
-M
Lately life has been too serious. Too much thinking about jobs or lack there of ('Are you staying in CO after you graduate?' 'What do you want to do with your degree...or life?'). I've been serious with my research, serious in my thinking, serious about learning Spanish, serious in my work, all in all, the atmosphere is too serious right now. Fear not, I'm not going to quote the over-quoted Batman movie. I don't want to think about it anymore and I certainly don't want to be writing about it. Not to mention all the first world whining gets a bit old after a while.
I, like the Germans, like to invent words. Today I've decided to share a few of these terms with you. Obviously I didn't invent all of these little gems, but they permeate my vocabulary at appropriate times. It should go without saying at this point, but you read at your own risk. This post isn't Disney approved and un-PC is the new PC so don't say I didn't warn you. We are all a bit weird and crazy; relax and get over it.
1.
Sissues: When your dog/baby/cat/ferret/whatever has trouble sitting on your wood laminate floor and slides all around.
2.
Sissuations: Not related to sissues. A
sissuation arrives when you get up (fives called or not) and return to your spot on the couch or chair to find it occupied. The resulting
sissuation refers to the butt and hip battle that ensues shortly upon your return.
3.
Hoarder's Realm: The area of the couch or living room dedicated to all of your crap (magazines, headphones, hard drives, laptops, cell phones, lighters, lost keys, ect.).
4.
Titty Sprinkles: A word my brother uses to describe something awesome or slightly annoying depending on context. ie:
We just got tickets to the game! Titty sprinkles! (awesome).
Titty sprinkles, I left my ID in the car. (mildly annoying).
5.
Cray: I absolutely cannot take credit for inventing this one, but it's a word I find hilarious and use often. Can't figure out what it means? Consult UrbanDictionary.com or better yet, say it until you figure out what it means.
6.
Call to Prayer: Refers to the last five minutes of the fourth quarter of any Broncos game. Usually at this point you are no longer in your seat but either standing or collapsing to your knees in awe.
7.
Booby Coat: An endearing term for a bra.
8.
Poody: If you own a cat do not expect me to ever refer to it with an appropriate name at any time whatsoever (this is a rather tame name in comparison to some I've used). Cats are secretly plotting the destruction of the world or the next way to best swipe you across.
9.
The Triumvirate/The Kingdom/The Holy Trinity: The name my boyfriend has loving given to us and our dog going/doing anything together.
10.
Shit Fams/Sup Fams/The Fams: When the Triumvirate holds court with any of its blood related nations.
11.
Ninja Dust: Something only a select few individuals have been blessed with the ability of conjuring up at any time. Sometimes referred to as an Irish Goodbye.
12.
High Kicks: An action no longer allowed to be preformed in public due to proven risk of injury to one's self and others.
13.
The Trail of Tears: Refers to any extensively long walk home from a bar or venue of entertainment where taking a taxi was probably the better idea.
14.
Mini Bat Dance: A celebratory ritual preformed after enduring a long night out on the town. This delicate dance uses the prop of - you guessed it - a mini bat. Scholars today are still not quite sure of the significance of the Mini Bat Dance, but it is widely understood to be a dance of happiness.
15.
Unleash the Fury: A mantra to live by.
16.
Panty Raid: When you find your dog/child/cat/ferret/whatever hiding out in your pile of dirty laundry.
That's all for today.
-M
Lately life has been too serious. Too much thinking about jobs or lack there of ('Are you staying in CO after you graduate?' 'What do you want to do with your degree...or life?'). I've been serious with my research, serious in my thinking, serious about learning Spanish, serious in my work, all in all, the atmosphere is too serious right now. Fear not, I'm not going to quote the over-quoted Batman movie. I don't want to think about it anymore and I certainly don't want to be writing about it. Not to mention all the first world whining gets a bit old after a while.
I, like the Germans, like to invent words. Today I've decided to share a few of these terms with you. Obviously I didn't invent all of these little gems, but they permeate my vocabulary at appropriate times. It should go without saying at this point, but you read at your own risk. This post isn't Disney approved and un-PC is the new PC so don't say I didn't warn you. We are all a bit weird and crazy; relax and get over it.
1.
Sissues: When your dog/baby/cat/ferret/whatever has trouble sitting on your wood laminate floor and slides all around.
2.
Sissuations: Not related to sissues. A
sissuation arrives when you get up (fives called or not) and return to your spot on the couch or chair to find it occupied. The resulting
sissuation refers to the butt and hip battle that ensues shortly upon your return.
3.
Hoarder's Realm: The area of the couch or living room dedicated to all of your crap (magazines, headphones, hard drives, laptops, cell phones, lighters, lost keys, ect.).
4.
Titty Sprinkles: A word my brother uses to describe something awesome or slightly annoying depending on context. ie:
We just got tickets to the game! Titty sprinkles! (awesome).
Titty sprinkles, I left my ID in the car. (mildly annoying).
5.
Cray: I absolutely cannot take credit for inventing this one, but it's a word I find hilarious and use often. Can't figure out what it means? Consult UrbanDictionary.com or better yet, say it until you figure out what it means.
6.
Call to Prayer: Refers to the last five minutes of the fourth quarter of any Broncos game. Usually at this point you are no longer in your seat but either standing or collapsing to your knees in awe.
7.
Booby Coat: An endearing term for a bra.
8.
Poody: If you own a cat do not expect me to ever refer to it with an appropriate name at any time whatsoever (this is a rather tame name in comparison to some I've used). Cats are secretly plotting the destruction of the world or the next way to best swipe you across.
9.
The Triumvirate/The Kingdom/The Holy Trinity: The name my boyfriend has loving given to us and our dog going/doing anything together.
10.
Shit Fams/Sup Fams/The Fams: When the Triumvirate holds court with any of its blood related nations.
11.
Ninja Dust: Something only a select few individuals have been blessed with the ability of conjuring up at any time. Sometimes referred to as an Irish Goodbye.
12.
High Kicks: An action no longer allowed to be preformed in public due to proven risk of injury to one's self and others.
13.
The Trail of Tears: Refers to any extensively long walk home from a bar or venue of entertainment where taking a taxi was probably the better idea.
14.
Mini Bat Dance: A celebratory ritual preformed after enduring a long night out on the town. This delicate dance uses the prop of - you guessed it - a mini bat. Scholars today are still not quite sure of the significance of the Mini Bat Dance, but it is widely understood to be a dance of happiness.
15.
Unleash the Fury: A mantra to live by.
16.
Panty Raid: When you find your dog/child/cat/ferret/whatever hiding out in your pile of dirty laundry.
That's all for today.
-M
Lately life has been too serious. Too much thinking about jobs or lack there of ('Are you staying in CO after you graduate?' 'What do you want to do with your degree...or life?'). I've been serious with my research, serious in my thinking, serious about learning Spanish, serious in my work, all in all, the atmosphere is too serious right now. Fear not, I'm not going to quote the over-quoted Batman movie. I don't want to think about it anymore and I certainly don't want to be writing about it. Not to mention all the first world whining gets a bit old after a while.
I, like the Germans, like to invent words. Today I've decided to share a few of these terms with you. Obviously I didn't invent all of these little gems, but they permeate my vocabulary at appropriate times. It should go without saying at this point, but you read at your own risk. This post isn't Disney approved and un-PC is the new PC so don't say I didn't warn you. We are all a bit weird and crazy; relax and get over it.
1.
Sissues: When your dog/baby/cat/ferret/whatever has trouble sitting on your wood laminate floor and slides all around.
2.
Sissuations: Not related to sissues. A
sissuation arrives when you get up (fives called or not) and return to your spot on the couch or chair to find it occupied. The resulting
sissuation refers to the butt and hip battle that ensues shortly upon your return.
3.
Hoarder's Realm: The area of the couch or living room dedicated to all of your crap (magazines, headphones, hard drives, laptops, cell phones, lighters, lost keys, ect.).
4.
Titty Sprinkles: A word my brother uses to describe something awesome or slightly annoying depending on context. ie:
We just got tickets to the game! Titty sprinkles! (awesome).
Titty sprinkles, I left my ID in the car. (mildly annoying).
5.
Cray: I absolutely cannot take credit for inventing this one, but it's a word I find hilarious and use often. Can't figure out what it means? Consult UrbanDictionary.com or better yet, say it until you figure out what it means.
6.
Call to Prayer: Refers to the last five minutes of the fourth quarter of any Broncos game. Usually at this point you are no longer in your seat but either standing or collapsing to your knees in awe.
7.
Booby Coat: An endearing term for a bra.
8.
Poody: If you own a cat do not expect me to ever refer to it with an appropriate name at any time whatsoever (this is a rather tame name in comparison to some I've used). Cats are secretly plotting the destruction of the world or the next way to best swipe you across.
9.
The Triumvirate/The Kingdom/The Holy Trinity: The name my boyfriend has loving given to us and our dog going/doing anything together.
10.
Shit Fams/Sup Fams/The Fams: When the Triumvirate holds court with any of its blood related nations.
11.
Ninja Dust: Something only a select few individuals have been blessed with the ability of conjuring up at any time. Sometimes referred to as an Irish Goodbye.
12.
High Kicks: An action no longer allowed to be preformed in public due to proven risk of injury to one's self and others.
13.
The Trail of Tears: Refers to any extensively long walk home from a bar or venue of entertainment where taking a taxi was probably the better idea.
14.
Mini Bat Dance: A celebratory ritual preformed after enduring a long night out on the town. This delicate dance uses the prop of - you guessed it - a mini bat. Scholars today are still not quite sure of the significance of the Mini Bat Dance, but it is widely understood to be a dance of happiness.
15.
Unleash the Fury: A mantra to live by.
16.
Panty Raid: When you find your dog/child/cat/ferret/whatever hiding out in your pile of dirty laundry.
That's all for today.
-M
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